Zayn Malik Naked Fake - One Direction

Ok yeah I am still on my One Direction kick. Had a lot of requests for a Zayn Malik nude fake so decided to make one. Yeah no Tattoo's....but people will get over it lol. I don't much like his tattoo's anyways. :)

...a couple issues but I like it. Getting a bit rusty.

(sorry I haven't been posting much....very busy)

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One Direction Album Review

 Overall:

The album is pretty much what one would expect from the group. Its formulaic but well executed. Even most of the songs one would call “filler” are generally quality and not throwaways. I feel that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts which was one of my problems with their first outing. I actually respect that they don't feel the need to pander to the hipsters out there by having a rap track, a dance track, and thank god there is no no veer towards R&B radio. Just pop...which is as it should be. The album is meant to be fun, and it is. That is not to say that it does not have issues. Some of the songs sound a bit too similar in style to the singles from “Up All Night” making them a bit redundant, and Little Things is a sellout and artistic flop if I have ever seen one. Still, they don't try to apologize for being what they are, which is as it should be.

The track on the album that is probably the most similar to the style/vibe of their hits on “Up All Night”. Its a solid pop anthem but I feel it lacks the something extra that made “You Don't Know Your Beautiful” a massive radio hit. Still a solid, fun song, that I can enjoy if I am in the right mood. The song captures the persona of the band very well and delivers what the fans expect.

Nice fast paced ditty with good rhythm. Supposedly this will be the next single and thats probably a good thing because, while its not groundbreaking by any means, it is a different style than their previous singles. Lighthearted and really plays to their base without coming of as pandering.

Speaking of pandering.....hi Little Things! First off this song is 100% pander. No way to get around that. It's lyrics are super uncomfortable and essentially are just taking the “What Make's You Beautiful” theme way to far. The song only exists because they wanted a super slow song that even the less uh....vocally adept....members of the band could sound good on solo. No one would ever actually want someone to sing this to them. Even if you move beyond the lyrics its just not a well put together song to begin with.

Nice song. Its a very archetypal ....nothing surprising here to be found. Its a solid attempy but it doesn't cause any emotion from me one way or another. Still, no major complaints to be had. I do think other songs on the album do a better job of what this one is attempting.

Mid tempo track that is pretty much exactly what the title implies. Its very obvious that this is going to be a fangirl staple for a long, long time. Would not be at all surprised if this end up as a single if their management does not want to mess with the formula. I personally don't find the song to be all that catchy so meh.

Reminds me of an Avril Lavigne track, especially at the start. Really nothing special about this song in my humble opinion. Very typical.

Blatantly inspired by “We Will Rock You” by Queen, but it is well executed. Fun song that isn't too “pandery” and no filler. I don't think this has much of a chance of becoming a single, but I think it is a very nice change-up in the middle of the album. I enjoy the song quite a bit. Also it's a showcase of the thinly veiled sexual innuendo that the band is slowly getting known for. This helps it have a broader appeal I think.

Another ballad in a similar vein to “Little Things”. Its a much better song though as it is has far less pander. Still......I see this song as mostly filler. Itt does pick up a bit at the end and I do enjoy it now and again.

Filler, but GOOD filler. Its very catchy and fast paced. This one has more pander than the average track and it is very, very obviously and blatantly appealing to school age girls. The lack of wiggle room with the lyrics makes it harder for the song to appeal to a larger base, but its not bad enough that I feel like complaining about it too much. Still a nice track.

The lyrics are a bit...all over the place and random. The song does get moving fairly quickly though so it doesn't bother me as much as it could. Of the three ballads that fill the same niche in the album.....this is by far the best. Nice heartfelt song with lyrics that lend themselves to a wide range of interpretations which broadens its appeal. I like it. It has a charm to it that Little Things lacks. It is very easy to tell who is singing, and their different voices actually improve the song (poor Louis).

This song is back to the original formula. Another song I don't have a hard time imagining on the first album. Filler. Still its a solid song.

One of those songs you swear you have heard before because its a very familiar sound. Still its a well executed song that I really can enjoy, and I think it is accessible to a broad audience. I REALLY liked it when I first heard it, but my enthusiasm has cooled a bit since then. Still, I have no major concerns.

Another song I could swear I have heard before.....however, I don't really care in this case. I really like the song as a well executed album ender. I love this type of track and can tell I will be listening to it for a very long time. Warm and fuzzy is how I would describe it.

I like the song. Sometimes the lyrics sound a little bit forced so there are fillers during the verse. Also another very familiar rhythm. Still its fun and faced paced with a catchy chorus. Solid if shallow.

Journey? I guess there is something to be said for just being blatant when copying another songs sound. I really can't get past that like I can with Rock Me. Meh.

The opening had my expectations low...... then the moment the song starts to pick up its amazing in my opinion. This is a song I will be listening to for a long time with its nice swing. I could totally see myself dancing on a beach to this song. It has just the right amount of pandering to make the song appealing without being uncomfortable/condescending. I like this type of song in general rhythm and I won't apologize for that. Easily my favorite song on the album along with Over Again.

A different rhythm than any of the other songs on the album. Solid song but not one of my favorites.

One Direction + Harry Styles Nude Fake + General Thoughts + Go VOTE!

 (If you don't like 1D bear with me.....they are my current obsession but I have a very short attention span.)

So One Direction is big right now (as many have noticed) and they are releasing an album in the next weekish or so.....so thought I would share my thoughts on them. 

The Group: I am a HUGE fan of reality TV singing shows so that doesn't bother me at all. I love the way that there were thrown together and achieved huge success. I believe their friendship is real...mainly because at the age of 16-17 guys tend to get along with one another really well. I think the variety of looks and personalities is a huge plus for the group.

Sexuality: I don't know if any of them are gay. I don't think they would admit it (yet) even if they were. One could surmise that the almost teasing amount of sexual tension could be a tool used to draw away attention from one or two of them that are actually gay. However, I don't think we have any real method of knowing so meh. Its their own business.

Music: I like some of their tracks. Not what draws me to them (obviously). They pander a lot which isn't my thing....but whatever works for them.

Harry Styles: I don't know if I buy his reputation as a womanizer or not. He seems like a funny enough guy. Love his hair. He was also so fucking adorable on X Factor....cheeky bastard. No one should be allowed to be that cute.

Liam Payne: Of the group he is the "marry, buy a house, have 3 kids, etc" type. He looks older than he is (compared to the others...always been that way) and is definitely the best overall singer in the group which is something I can always appreciate. His hair styles have gone downhill though imo....his best is still his X Factor cut.

Louis Tomlinson: The funny one....a bit of an attention whore when they make vids. To me he is someone I would like to hang out with occasionally but would probably annoy the fuck out of me if I had to spend a LOT of time with him. However, DAT ASS! Also his looks have only improved over time....he was smokin at the football game. He also comes off as a little self righteous and indignant occasionally. Soooooo conflicted.

Niall Horan: The puppy of the group. He is adorable to say the least. His singing leaves much to be desired but one does not just get over how adorable Irish accents are. He is the one I would like to keep as a pet lol.

Zayn Malik: Not necessarily my cup of tea. I like him but his (and Harry's) tattoo's are getting a bit out of hand. In 5 years they are going to be PLASTERED. That said....I can appreciate his quieter personality and he is the one that looks most adorable when sleeping *creepy grin*. He is also a nice singer with a good range.

Anyways FAKES. Decided to do another Harry Styles naked fake with a theme. I liked how the last one turned out.

 Made a smaller one for those who don't want extras.

 As you can see. Decided to throw in the nipples on this one. However, tattoo's are a pain in the ass. I tried it on a Bieber and it never produces a good result so just gunna not worry about them lol.

Also if you EVER want me to do minor customizations to fakes just let me know. Text or color changes take literally no time at all. Can add captions, etc.

ELECTIONS: Please my friends. If you live in the US please remember to vote. If anyone tells you your vote does not matter....punch them in the balls..... I will be sooooo depressed if haters win :(

1D Poll attempt #2

Ok so trying this again. Blogger's polls are all fucked up and keep resetting to 0. Planning on working on a few more 1D fakes over the next couple days and having a blog post where ALL I do is talk about my thoughts/opinions on the boys. Should be fun.

Quick N Easy Chace Crawford Nude Fake! Also (speaking of people who are quick and easy) 1D poll!

Edit: Epic poll failure. The results keep disappearing ...had a couple hundred votes at one point now down to a handful. Not sure

So been real busy this week. Found time to make this fast Chace Crawford (From Gossup Girl) naked fake! He is such a hottie. Shame he messed up his lip in the last year or so. Anyways, hopefully will find some time to make more fakes this week.

As always comment please. Also vote in 1D poll.

2 Million hits! Thanks all!

Been busy but wanted to drop in to mention the milestone of 2 million pageviews for the site. Thanks all for visiting and I will try to get some new fakes out soon. Maybe today....we will see.

Sterek! Teen Wolf Nude Fake. Dylan O'brien + Tyler Hoechlin.

I got a lot of feedback from my first teen wolf fake so I decided to try another one. Quite a few people expressed interest in a Stiles + Derek pairing so that is what I attempted. Spent like all of last night on it so tired of looking at it, but I still think it looks fairly good. Nice hot naked bodies. Still a couple issues, but I identified them too late to be able to fix without starting over from scratch. Oh well. I hope you enjoy!

Thanks for all your comments and those that have joined the site!

Yay Halloween time! Niall Horan of One Direction nude theme fake.

Had some complaints from people that I had not been doing enough Niall Horan nude fakes compared to the other One Direction guys. Rectifying that situation

This is one of those fakes I spent a ton of time on. Not because the body itself was hard (this one was fairly straight forward), but because the background in the original pic was horrid so I had to come up with some sort of theme. My last Niall Horan Naked fake was a beach theme (First Niall Horan Naked Fake) so wanted to come up with a theme. Went back and forth for hours lol. A Halloween theme is what I settled on lol. This is one of those times where I have no clue how I got from what I was when working on original pic....to where it ended up.

Commentz plz <3

New Layout + Twitter + Teen Wolf fake attempt

So as you have probably noticed I updated the layout. Old one was very dated and I kind of like this new one. Expect some tweaking to go on in the next few days as I fiddle around with options.

Also.....I have been faking for a while now and follow numerous other fakes blogs. However, over time so many disappear. Many of which are deleted by google. For that reason I want to share the following info with you as to what will happen should my blog be deleted.

1. I still have my Tumblr which has all my newer fakes and most of my older ones.

2. I now have a twitter @Wafflefakes so if the site goes down that is where you can get info.

3. If Google persists and won't let me bring the site back up or start a new blogger I will probably make a .zip file of all my fakes for download just to make it easier to distribute.

Hopefully it never comes to that but I like to be prepared.


In the meantime I made a Colton Haynes + Dylan O'brien fake. No where near my best work and I have a lot of problems with it but as I said....trying out new things. I spent way too much time working on it last night to not post it despite my misgivings.

Thank you all for your support. I am days away from 2 million hits. Please continue to join/comment. Its really the comments and interacting with people who like what I do that keeps me going.

Another One Direction Nude Fake - Louis Tomlinson

This is another one I player around with a lot just trying different thinks with mixed results. Slowly learning though which is good. Can't know whether something works till you try. Similar to my Efrom pic in that its mostly black and white (which is actually a lot easier than my normal way) then using pops of colors for accents. Anyways here is a Louis Tomlinson nude fake. I figure One Direction is big right now so may as well strike while the iron is hot and all the fangirls (and boys) are going mad.

Tell me what you think in comments! MOAR COMMENTS!

Harry Styles (One Direction) nude humor fake - request from Jenna243x

This was a request sent to me on my tumblr. Essentially she wanted this caption on a hot Harry Styles pic so I obliged. I actually like how it turned out. Think is a very sexy naked pic of Harry. If people want I can also post one with no text bubble or no text so people can add their own captions. (didn't really bother with Tattoo's....way too much work)

As always please comment/join!

Zac Efron Nude Fake - Try at a different style.

So been bored and in a rut lately. Felt like I wasn't improving on pushing myself. SOOOOO decided to try something new.....trying new styles is hit and miss but I imagine its the only way you can improve. So throwing this out there. Not sure what I think yet. May mess with the accent wall later or replace it entirely. Either way......<3 Zac Efron and his hot ass.....so. Kinda basing my try on Demon48180's style except I really don't like using image wide blurs and filters as much as he does.....feel like cheating to hide flaws lol.

Please comment with your thoughts.

Some quickies. Justin Bieber + Louis Tomlinson Semi Nude Fake

Here are a couple more fakes. Really conflicted on these two lol....not my best ever. One minute I look at them and love them. the next they annoy me. Posting em anyways. For the Bieber people always pestered me about his tattoos so I decided to give them a shot. Tell me what you think.

This one was originally going to be a One Direction duo but the head angle of the bottom guy is really odd and could not find any decent pics to use to replicate it for the life of me lol. I still like it overall.

New guys on Glee, Nude Fakes. Dean Geyer and Jacob Artist. ZOMG 200 SUBS

Not sure whats gotten into me posting 3 days in a row (more fakes done and waiting as well. Anyways, here is Dean Geyer and Jacob Artist in all their nude glory. I hope you enjoy.

YAY 200 subs!. TYTYTYTY. Good day to be me :)

Also....COMMENT DAMMIT :D

I'll just leave this here (Dylan O'brien)

So uh. Been going a bit fake crazy this weekend. Made a whole bunch but most of the others I can group together into sets. This one is just kind of a 1 off for fun. Not the most amazing fake ever but I though it was a fun one of Dylan Nude ish. I really love partially clothed/costume pics in general. Hard to find good ones sometimes.

ALMOST 200 SUBS. Join/comment :)

Some Leftovers. Zac Efron, Ryan Reynolds, and Tom Daley Nude Fakes. Also sorry for being MIA.

Been really busy the last few weeks and a tiny bit of lack of interest. I probably won't be as active going forward as I would like. Hopefully will be able to get some new fakes done in next couple days.

For the time being here are some throwaways. A Tom Daley, Ryan Reynolds, and Zac Efron naked set. They have been done for a while but I don't particular like how they turned out so never posted them. Decided that they were good enough to put out there with that disclaimer.

As always.....comment....join... <3

MOAR GLEE FAKES! Grant Gustin, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss nude fakes and one sex/action pic.

Edit: Also YAY 1.5 million hits as of today.

So as most of you know I don't do a whole lot of action shots for the simple reasons that they are a massive time since, super difficult, and almost never turn out as well as I would like mainly because I am a bit of a fakes snob and have very high standards. However, occasionally I run into a pic thats good enough that I make an attempt. Did so today....each time to look at it I waffle between loving it and hating is but meh. Posting it anyways.

Also had not done any Glee fakes in quite a while. With the series coming back decided I may as well make some more nude fakes of Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, and Grant Gustin. I really, really like the Grant in particular.

Quick (well nothing fancy) Logan Lerman Nude Fake - Request

Had a lot of requests for a Logan Lerman naked fake so here one is. Far from my best work (Had all sorts of problems lol) but I spent so much time on it that I thought I would post it anyways. Be nice lol. He is kinda cute but for some reason he is really hard to fake. Went through several attempts that went no where before this one.

Anyways COMMENT DAMMIT lol. I like comments and I do read them all. Commenting has really dropped off lately.

Justin Bieber Naked Fake :) Some bondage gear + Yay Photoshop 6

So upgraded to Photoshop 6. Impulse buy that I already somewhat regret but its kind of fun to learn how to use it. Hopefully I can get used to it soon. Also planning on spending more time on requests soon. Logan Lerman specifically on my radar.

Meanwhile here is another Justin Bieber Nude Fake. I hope you enjoy.

Also join and comment dammit lol.

My Top 10 Favorite Fakes I Have Ever Made

So. I had been planning on spending the weekend overhauling the site and making fakes before classes started, but seeing as that is out of the question seeing as I don't have photoshop right now that is out of the window. So I decided to put together a list of my top 10 favorite fakes I have every made :) I like lists and I won't lie...I am kind of a fakes snob I have very high standards lol. Plus it will expose some of my older blog posts which people don't read much now.

Not a lot of my very early fakes made this list because honestly...when I started I sucked ass at this lol. Note that not all of them are the most technically perfect of my fakes, just my favorite or ones I have fond memories of.

Anyways here it goes! Click the link to go to the original post.

 #10 Chad Micheal Murray Non Nude Fake

Nowadays I know how to fix problems, what makes a good fake, etc. When I started that really was not the case so much....and when things worked out well it was as much luck as anything. This one I like simply because of Chads pose and the way it works with his expression. Almost looks like a postcard lol.While simple i can't find any real faults with it.

#9 Joe Jonas Semi Nude

This one most definitely isn't really in my top 10 favorite fakes. However, it was the first fake I made that I actually liked even though its been outdated now. Plus its something different than what I usually do. Not to mention that I find Joe Jonas smokin hot.

#8 Justin Bieber Naked Fake

This one was always funny. I didn't like it all that much when I made it....probably because I was working with such a low resolution image and I felt like I was just salvaging it. I did some filters to give it a different feel that most of my others and to cover up imperfections (something I HATE normally) but it really grew on me.

#7 Hunter Hayes Nude Fake

This one is newer yes but I really like how it turned out and when I started making this list I really couldn't keep it out. Its one I am not like personally drawn towards (because I have no clue who the guy is) but sometimes technical perfection deserves some praise.

#6 Louis Tomlinson Naked Tease Fake

I just like this one. I can still see some problems with it but meh sue me. Louis is still my favorite guy from the band.

#5 Ryan Reynolds Nude + Fleshlight

I didn't know this one would turn out so well when I was making it but it is one of the fakes that I am constantly going back too whenever I am browsing the site no matter how many times I see it.

#4 Niall Horan Nude / Nake / Awesome Fake

On first blush this was my #1 but it fell as I thought about it. The top 4 are all really close for me. Many many things work in this pic. I love its vib and brightness. The color is great. Even as I type this I almost want to put it #1 except now I see problems I didn't see first go around.

#3 Enrique Iglesias Nude Fake

Another request. While it wasn't the most creative fake I have ever made it is easily one of the most technically perfect and with the fewest visible flaws. Very little to disslike about this fake.

#2 Justin Bieber Non Nude Tease Fake

I really love this fake. Te silhouette of his dick in those boxer briefs is incredible. As I recall I did a lot of body editing to get the image I wanted. While there are a couple issues that are visible the overall effect is easily my favorite of all my Bieber fakes. Lets be blunt Bieber is the single largest driver of content on the site.  The image is such a tease.

#1 Penn Badgley Non Nude Fake

Ok so this is out of left field. I love this fake and it enrages me how little attention it received. The pose, the subject, the result is all perfect imo. While its an older fake and it is missing some of my fancy new tricks I think it needs more love. So without any regret it is number 1.