Ugh....fuck colleges. Updated

So as many of you know moved back to university this week. Since I moved in my locks don't work. My internet is pure shit. I have blown the breakers twice with only my pc plugged in and maitinance is now closed. Posting from my phone. Unless this stuff gets fixed I am going to go crazy....all this in a brand new building

Anyways just needed to vent.

Update: Got my PC up and running. Internet is still shit....ordering a new network adapter to see if that helps. Wont have Photoshop up and running until Monday at the earliest though.

General Stuffz

Ok some more general info and housekeeping.

Firstly. Thanks everyone for visiting the site, commenting, and joining etc. The site has been far more successful than I had ever imagined and only keeps growing. I am really sorry my posts have been so sporadic lately....life has been busy. I still really enjoy faking though and have no intention of stoppiing any time soon.

Upcoming events/plans:

1. In 6 months or so of this site going up we are rapidly closing in on 1 million hits and I am definitely planning on taking some time to produce a large bunch of fakes (including requests) for when we reach the milestone. Should be later this month if traffic stays stable.

2. Olympics. Will try to get out some fakes of Olympic stars out there during the event. Should be fun. I am hoping it doesn't coincide with my 1 million hits celebration.

3. Site redesign. The layout I made for the site is getting a bit old for me. Not sure what exactly I am going to change but I plan a major overhaul this fall. Probably around the time fall semester starts and I have a brief window of a week or so to really work on it.

Other stuff/reminders

If you want to comment with a link to your own site please feel free to do so ONLY IF you also post a legitimate comment. Any spam will be removed.

A reminder that I do not do fakes of people who you know in real life who are not celebrities.

I also do not do underage celebs.

I had made a few faking guides in the past (really bad fakes drive me nuts lol) but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of interest in it so it has been put on hold for the time being. 

Sorry I havn't been posting for a couple weeks :(

I have been really busy this summer. NEVER FEAR I totally intend to keep posting new fakes but they will be sporadic this summer. You should expect a ramp up as fall starts and my schedule is more conducive to faking. Thanks to everyone who have left comments on any of my fakes or subscribes here or on tumblr :) Keep it up.....I do read all comments and look at my followers profiles.

In the meantime I am looking for suggestions on improving the site. Are there any features people would like? An archive of fakes in a zip file? More links to other sites? Etc.

Going to be taking a few days off.

So there are only a couple weeks left in spring semester at my college and, as usual, I am going to be doing two months worth of work in two weeks so I am not going to have a lot of time for faking. Hopefully I can get a couple posts out but I am not sure. It will for sure be a slow down from posts every day or two.

Just going to leave this pic here. Needed a place to upload it lol

Darren Kriss Nude Fake + Off Topic. Elise on Idol is a BEAST!

Here's a quick Darren Criss I threw together. Hoping to get more faking done later today but hopefully this will tide people over. Busy so nothing super fancy. I like how it turned out though.

Also. Elise Testone performed Vienna on Idol last night and owned that song. Was amazing. You should all watch :)

Edit: Youtube Nazi's removed for copyright infringement.

Fast Zac Efron Nude Fake

Pretty happy with how this one turned out in general. Going to be busy tonight and for the next few days so not a lot of faking going to get done so sorry if I appear to be MIA again.

Also. Haley Reinharts new single "Free" was released today and I am a bit of a megafan so make me happy, go buy, and enjoy. Here is a version of the song she performed live.

So Belated Happy 100,000 Hits! Thanks All! (Also my thoughts on this seasons American Idol. Yeah I am THAT kind of gay)

Was hoping to have a dozen or so fakes to post for this, but with the death of my hard drive I guess that isn't possible so here is something I threw together. I Hope you enjoy.

Also included a toned down, simpler image since thats more my style anyways.

Some thoughts on Idol. I skipped the audition rounds and only skimmed through some of Hollywood so this is really my first week of Idol.


1. Girls are much better than the guys this season simply because the girls have 3/4 singers who could be truly great if the stars align. I don't see any males that could win AND be successful though it is early and things could change.


2. I still prefer the overall setup of Idol over The Voice and I do think it has a much deeper pool of actual talent (which makes sense since it is the premier show). If only the Judges would give actual critiques I would be very happy with Idol as it is. Can't speak to the X Factor since I never did watch it.....but I hear its much more performance driven which isn't something I am interested in. I mean.....Carrie Underwood is now an incredible performer yet was terrible at it on Idol...I just don't see it as relevant.


3. Not sure how much you guys follow Dial Idol but the guys are demolishing the girls vote wise so far night vs night. I think it may be time for the production/judges to actively try to produce a female winner. This season has several viable females to do it with so its now or never imo. The shows legitimacy really is at stake.


4. I HATE post performance interviews. They are so awkward and pointless. Do the interview before. All you get after is people trying not to sound egotistical if they were praised and people trying not to depreciate themselves if they were criticized.




Anyways. Mostly the guys blended together for me. Heejun Han is interesting and new at least though he will need a wildcard pick to have even the slightest chance of making it. Eben is a lock despite that disastrous performance. He could actually work in favor of a female winner by lasting late in the game (ala Anthony Federov is season 4 with Carrie) by acting as a vote sponge away from other male contestants even though he has no shot at winning.


Adam Brock is going to be that talented but annoying as hell guy that I am going to hate. Hated him from day one and he is only getting worse. He is a combination of Danny Gokey and Nick Mitchell ("Norman Gentle"). An abomination even......


As for the ladies. I think there was a VERY clear division between the winners and the losers at this point. Personally I am really behind Hollie Cavanagh who was rough in places but made me really think we have a potential pop star on our hands if she Pans out. Jessica Sanchez is, of course, a lock and it was an amazing performance. She is the contestant I can't root against because of her incredible skill (like Pia last season) but I don't really support either. Would not complain about a win from her.


Brielle Von Hugel is a lock for top 12 if dialidol is correct (she is #1) but I don't really think she deserves to be a lock. Chelsea Sorrell is also trending high with the country vote which worries me since she is not even the best country singer in the lot (that would be Skylar who will get top 12 whether by vote or wildcard....thats a lock).


Only other two I want to mention are Erika Van Pelt, and Jen Hirsh who were very solid and obviously tested performers but were screwed with their starting positions and have no chance of making top 12 on votes. However, at least ONE will make it in wildcard (probably Jen though I prefer Erika) simply because the ladies side needs an older, more seasoned contestant to balance things out.








Wow did not mean to type that much. Well those are my thoughts.

VIDEO'S!

My favorites:

Lost Everything :(

So today my dorm had a fire alarm while I was sitting at my PC which startled me. Causing me to bump my hard drive which promptly fell to the ground and broke. This hard drive had all my raw fakes (psd files), my massive porn pic collection I have been building for years, all my celeb pics, all my school work, writing, taxes, etc as well as nearly a dozen or so fakes that were in progress or ready to be posted.

Normally I would have it backed up by I just got a new PC and I had yet to copy the files over. So everything is gone and I am super depressed. Especially since I was saving what were almost surely my best fakes I had ever made for my 100k hit bash in a couple days.

Called some pc repair guys and it will cost somewhere between $200 (if its something trivial which is unlikely since I dropped it and it now makes funny noises) up to $1500 if it needs rebuilt.

So yeah. Not sure what I am going to do. I am going to try to find all the images needed to put back together a couple of my favorite fakes I hadn't released but failing that I may take a prolonged break from faking while I slowly rebuild my collection of images because I can't stand faking without a massive array of options.

Anyways. Wish me luck.

NOOOOOOO /sadface

So. Had an set of four pics I was working on in photoshop on and off all day (I am a massive multitasker....I never sit down and just DO anything...ever). The fakes were pretty much completed and was polishing them up while playing some games, browsing a music forum, and watching a vid on youtube when BOOM.

Blue screen of death.

Realized  I had nothing saved.....face -> desk

Lost a good 5 hours of faking and I thought I would share my acute pain. I will never do those fakes again....retreading ground drives me nuts. When I was a kid I dropped my gameboy color 3 hours into pokemon without a save. I never played the game again.

Anyways /cry. Just got this new high end gaming PC about a week and a half ago and its blue screened on me twice. ugh.

Off Topic: Kelly Clarkson: Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

Totally off topic but I just stumbled upon Kelly Clarksons new single on Itunes and it kicks serious ass. Hope you guys don't mind the off topicness lol. I can only fake so much.